Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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