so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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