Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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