Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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