She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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