Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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