Pappa wants mamma naked
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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