That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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