Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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