just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
