Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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