marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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