Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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