when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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