West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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