this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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