I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i think im in europe. pls send help
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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