Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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