you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
