Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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