Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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