I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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