Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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