Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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