is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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