what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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