Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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