We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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