Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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