i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You made out with two different species that night
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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