You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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