Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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