This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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