Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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