THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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