OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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