There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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