For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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