This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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