Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Do vagina's smell?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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