I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Barsexuality is the new black.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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