You're so nebulous sometimes
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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