I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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