There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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