I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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