its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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