Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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