im drinking this country out of the recession.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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