I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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