You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I have post one night stand depression
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