I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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