You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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