i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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