what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
