It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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