I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
