Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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