this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His hands were made for my vagina.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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