it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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